My Stupid Jokes

Q: George Bush is on a sinking boat . Who gets saved?

A: The nation

Q: What’s the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and George W. Bush?

A: Lincoln couldn’t tell a tie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Bush doesn’t know the difference.

A doctor, a physicist, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.

“Surely mine is the oldest,’ boasted the doctor. “When Eve was created from Adam’s rib, that was a medical phenomenon.”

“True,” said the physicist, “but before that order came from chaos. Only a physicist could have done that.”

 ”Excuse me,” noted the politician, “but first someone had to create the chaos…….” 

It was a calm day and nothing had happened at the White House until Bush called for Cheney to help him on a puzzle.

“Hey, can you help me on this rooster puzzle?” Bush asked.

“Sure, I’ll be right in,” replied Cheney.

As soon as Cheney got in, he said, “Bush, put the corn flakes back in the box!”