How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Did you hear about the cow that drank a whole bottle of ink and Mood Indigo?
What’s the range of a piccolo?
40 yards on a good day.
If a bagpipe and a piccolo were dropped out of a 20 story window, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares.
If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn’t a race car driver called a racist?