The mouse was taking her offspring out in search of food when they were confronted by a cat. Immediately, the mouse began barking like a dog. Frightened, the cat ran away.
Turning back to her children, the mouse mother announced, “That shows you the importance of learning a second language!”
Ok, so I live in this semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no loger wanted them to cross there.
Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in front, two in back
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It’s full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and and across the Sever Bridge.
Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: When you can’t close the door.
Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: When there is a Mini parked outside. (more…)
Q:What’s green and blue and yellow and black?
A: A burnt peacock!
Q: What is white and black and flat?
A: A panda that’s been run over!
Q: What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle’s back?
A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Here’s a pretty funny chicken joke:
Q: What did the chicken say when she saw scrambled eggs?
A: What a crazy, mixed up kid.
Q: Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: What did Mr. and Mrs. Chicken call their baby?
A: Egg
Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head.