Archive for the ‘Funny and Stupid Relationship Jokes’ Category

Funny Relationship Joke

Friday, March 30th, 2007

One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday paper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.

“What was that for?” cried the husband.

“I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it!” screamed the wife. “Who is she? Are you cheating on me?”

“Honey don’t worry. Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on.

Satisfied, the wife continued doing the laundry. A few hours later, the wife smacked the husband with a frying pan again.

“What was that for?” said the annoyed husband.

“Your horse called.”

Anniversary Joke

Friday, March 9th, 2007

It was a couples anniversary and the wife says, “Do you remember when you proposed to me? And I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for an hour?”

The husband replied, “Yes honey, it was the happiest hour of my life.” 

Funny Conversation Joke

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

John and Mike were sitting on the couch watching tv when John said, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife.”

“Why would you do that?” asked Mike.

“Well she doesn’t talk a lot.”

“Be careful John, women like that are hard to find.”

Revolving Door Joke

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door?

They’re still going around together.