My Stupid Jokes

A man walks into the barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions about having a problem with close shaving around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber. The barber reaches into his drawer and pulls out a small wooden ball. “Just place this thing between your cheeks and your gums.” Then the barber gives the man the closest shave he has ever had. When the shave was almost done, the man asked the barber, “What if I swallow this thing?” The barber smiled and said, “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

Did you know that diharrea was hereditary?

It runs in our jeans.