Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A frosted flake
Archive for the ‘Simple Stupid Jokes’ Category
Blonde in Freezer
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008Baby Oil
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?
Pokeman Bathroom
Friday, December 5th, 20081. Why shouldn’t you take a pokemon into the bathroom?
He might Pikachu.
Stupid Leg Joke
Sunday, October 21st, 2007And then there was this kid who broke his leg and his father wrote on his cast: Good Luck! Break a Leg!
Stupid Police Joke
Saturday, October 6th, 2007Q: What did the police say to the crook?
A: We are police to meet you!
Stupid Dog Joke
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007What do you call a dog that shreds things?
A tear-ier!
Stupid Wall Joke
Sunday, January 21st, 2007Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?
A: The door
Revolving Door Joke
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door?
They’re still going around together.
Dining Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “how dare you serve me this! There’s a twig in my soup!”
“My apologies, “said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”
Jungle Joke
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006Q: Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A: If you add 4 and 4, you get 8!