Archive for the ‘Simple Stupid Jokes’ Category

Stupid Chemistry Joke

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

I’d tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

Funny Mechanic Joke

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011

Mechanic: “Sorry sir, but I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your horn louder.”

Stupid Antenna Joke

Monday, January 17th, 2011

So, these two antennas were getting married.
The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Blonde in Freezer

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A: A frosted flake

Baby Oil

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?

Pokeman Bathroom

Friday, December 5th, 2008

1. Why shouldn’t you take a pokemon into the bathroom?

He might Pikachu.

Stupid Leg Joke

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

And then there was this kid who broke his leg and his father wrote on his cast: Good Luck! Break a Leg!

Stupid Police Joke

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Q: What did the police say to the crook?

A: We are police to meet you!

Stupid Dog Joke

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

What do you call a dog that shreds things?

A tear-ier!

Stupid Wall Joke

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?

A: The door