I’d tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Archive for the ‘Simple Stupid Jokes’ Category
Mechanic: “Sorry sir, but I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your horn louder.”
So, these two antennas were getting married.
The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A frosted flake
If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?
1. Why shouldn’t you take a pokemon into the bathroom?
He might Pikachu.
And then there was this kid who broke his leg and his father wrote on his cast: Good Luck! Break a Leg!
Q: What did the police say to the crook?
A: We are police to meet you!
What do you call a dog that shreds things?
Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?
A: The door