It was a calm day and nothing had happened at the White House until Bush called for Cheney to help him on a puzzle.
“Hey, can you help me on this rooster puzzle?” Bush asked.
“Sure, I’ll be right in,” replied Cheney.
As soon as Cheney got in, he said, “Bush, put the corn flakes back in the box!”
Q: What happens when you mix an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Austrailia.
Two guys walk into a bar. Well, that was stupid because the first guy would have seen it….
Rufus went to the store and bought a box of mothballs; the following day, he came back and bought a dozen more boxes. “Say,” said the clerk, “didn’t you just buy a box yesterday?” “I did,” said Rufus, “but dang, those moths fly so fast there’re hard to hit!”
Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield?
A: Its rear.