Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door?
They’re still going around together.
Archive for November, 2006
Revolving Door Joke
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Stupid Person Joke
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Then there was this blonde who refused to sit near the window of a plane because she just had her hair done.
School Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006“Can anyone tell me,” asked the teacher, “why the Middle Ages are often called the Dark Ages?”
Sally raised her hand and shouted, “Because they had so many knights?”
Salesperson Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006The neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked, “Sir, would you like to buy a toothbrush for ten dollars?”
Agast, the man said, “I should say not. That’s robbery!”
The salesman seemed hurt. “Well, then, how about a homemade brownie for five cents?”
This seemed fair, and the man handed a nickel to the salesman. Unwrapping the brownie, he took a bite; suddenly, the man spit out the mouthful.
“Say,” he snarled, “this brownie tastes horrible!”
“It is,” replied the salesman. “Wanna buy a toothbrush?”
Dining Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “how dare you serve me this! There’s a twig in my soup!”
“My apologies, “said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”
Political Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006A doctor, a physicist, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
“Surely mine is the oldest,’ boasted the doctor. “When Eve was created from Adam’s rib, that was a medical phenomenon.”
“True,” said the physicist, “but before that order came from chaos. Only a physicist could have done that.”
”Excuse me,” noted the politician, “but first someone had to create the chaos…….”
Parent Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006“Jimmy, you’re a pig!” yelled the annoyed father. “You do know what a pig is don’t you?”
”Yes sir,” replied the lad. “It’s a hog’s son.”
Newspaper Headline Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006A science reporter had been waiting for his entire career to be able to write the headline; finally NASA obliged. They sent a bunch of cows into space aboard the payload bay of the shuttle, and the next day the newspaper told all about “The Herd Shot Around the World.”
Moron Jokes
Sunday, November 12th, 2006These two morons wondered into the zoo one night, and as chance would have it, they found themselves walking past the lion’s cage. Making a great deal of noise as they stumbled past, they woke the king of the beasts and he let out a mighty roar.
“Lordy! Let’s get out of here!” said one moron.
“Nuts to that,” said the other. “I’m stayin’ to see the movie!”
Stupid Moron Joke
Sunday, November 12th, 2006The moron came home from the first day on the job. His wife noticed that he was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?”
”Not really,” he replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.”
”Poor dear,” she said. “Why didn’t you ask the guy sitting across from you to switch seats?”
”I couldn’t,” the moron replied. “There was no one there.”