Suspicious about her husband cheating on her, the blonde quickly bought a gun. When the blonde got home, she found her husband with another woman. Upset, the blonde took out the gun and pointed it towards her head. The husband begged her not to shoot herself. Then the blonde yelled, “Shut up! You’re next!”
Archive for March, 2007
Stupid Blonde Joke: The Gun
Friday, March 30th, 2007Blonde Joke: The Plane Crash
Friday, March 30th, 2007Rain, hail, lightning, and turbulence shook the plane that was filled with panicking passengers. Everybody in the plane was sure that they would die. Then, this one woman stood up and yelled, “I don’t want to die in fear; I want to die feeling like a woman!” In the back of the plane, a muscular man stood up and took off his shirt.
“So you want to feel like a woman?” asked the man.
“YES I DO!” said the woman.
The man handed the shirt to the woman and said, “Then iron this.”
Blonde joke: The Lottery
Friday, March 30th, 2007The husband ran into the house screaming, “Hey, I just won the lottery!!”
“Oh wonderful!” said the wife. “Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?”
“I don’t care, just get the heck out!”
Funny Relationship Joke
Friday, March 30th, 2007One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday paper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” cried the husband.
“I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it!” screamed the wife. “Who is she? Are you cheating on me?”
“Honey don’t worry. Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on.
Satisfied, the wife continued doing the laundry. A few hours later, the wife smacked the husband with a frying pan again.
“What was that for?” said the annoyed husband.
“Your horse called.”
Blonde Joke: The Welcome Mat
Friday, March 30th, 2007How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawn mower?
When your welcome mat is ripped to shreds.
Blonde Joke: The Farm
Friday, March 30th, 2007Frustrated about being called a blonde, the blonde dyed her hair red.
One day, the blonde with the red-dyed hair was driving down the freeway when she spotted a farm to the right and drove to the farm. When she got there, she saw many sheep in the fields. Wanting one, she asked the farmer if she could have one of the sheep if she guessed the correct number of sheep in the fields. She guessed right. Suprised, the farmer let her into the fields to get one of the sheep. As she was closing up the car, the farmer stopped her and said, “If I can guess the true color of you hair, can I have my dog back?”
Blonde Joke: The Tricycle
Friday, March 30th, 2007How can you tell if a tricycle belongs to a blonde?
When it has a kickstand.
Blonde Joke: Radio
Friday, March 30th, 2007Did you hear about the blonde who got an A.M. radio?
It took her months to figure out that she could play it at night.
Paper Shredder Joke
Friday, March 9th, 2007The new employee stood before the paper shredder lookjing confused.
“Need some help?” asked the secretary.
“Yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?”
“Oh it’s simple,” said the secretary as she grabbed the report out of his hand and shoved it into the shredder.
Still looking confused, the man said, “Thanks, but where do the copies come out?
Anniversary Joke
Friday, March 9th, 2007It was a couples anniversary and the wife says, “Do you remember when you proposed to me? And I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for an hour?”
The husband replied, “Yes honey, it was the happiest hour of my life.”