Archive for April, 2007

Stupid Circus Joke

Friday, April 13th, 2007

Did you hear that the world’s tallest man got fired from the circus?

Yeah, he was concerned about his cholesterol, so he switched from butter to Crisco. Unfortunately, he didn’t realize it was shortening.

Funny Parachute Joke

Friday, April 13th, 2007

There was this proud and cocky team of guys that made parachutes at Bitburg Air Base in Germany. They were so cocky that they posted a sign outside their shop: Depend on Us to Let You Down.

Funny Blonde Joke: The Haircut

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

The blonde just got her hair cut and the barber handed the blonde a mirror so that the blonde could look at her hair. After a few seconds of looking the blonde said, “It looks great; but could you make it a little longer in the back?”