My Stupid Jokes

What do you get when a canary gets caught in a lawnmower?

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Why is it so hard to fool a snake?

Because you can’t pull its leg.

Why was the chicken team so bad at baseball?

They kept on hitting fowl balls.

A monkey, a bear, a cockatoo, a gerbil, and a rhinoceros all stood under the same umbrella. Who got wet?

Nobody. It wasn’t raining silly.