My Stupid Jokes

Q: What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle’s back?

A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Here’s a pretty funny chicken joke:

Q: What did the chicken say when she saw scrambled eggs?

A: What a crazy, mixed up kid.

Q: Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?

A: The outside

Q: What did Mr. and Mrs. Chicken call their baby?

A: Egg

Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A: A pat on the head.

Q: What do you get when you cross a high chair and a bird?

A: A stool pigeon.

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A: A headbanger.

Q: Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks!