Archive for October, 2007

Stupid People Joke

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is up there in the shade of a tree?”  “I don’t know,” replied the other, “I’ll go ask him.”

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. “Why are we digging in the hot sun and you’re standig in the shade?”  “Intelligence,” the boss said.  “What’s intelligence?” asked the digger.

The boss said, “I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.” The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, “That’s intelligence!”

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, “What’d he say?”  “He said we are down here because of intelligence.”  “What’s intelligence?” his friend asked. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, “Take your shovel and hit my hand.”    

Really Stupid Deer Joke

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Ok, so I live in this semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no loger wanted them to cross there.

Stupid Leg Joke

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

And then there was this kid who broke his leg and his father wrote on his cast: Good Luck! Break a Leg!

Long Funny Jokes

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?

A: Four: Two in front, two in back

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?

A: None. It’s full of elephants.

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?

A: Along the M4 and and across the Sever Bridge.

Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When you can’t close the door.

Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When there is a Mini parked outside. (more…)

Idiot Test

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

A: Open the door, put the elephant inside, and close the door. (more…)

Stupid Police Joke

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Q: What did the police say to the crook?

A: We are police to meet you!

Funny Fish Joke

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Q: What do you call a fish with lgs?

A: A Two-knee fish!