How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Did you hear about the cow that drank a whole bottle of ink and Mood Indigo?
What’s the range of a piccolo?
40 yards on a good day.
If a bagpipe and a piccolo were dropped out of a 20 story window, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares.
If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn’t a race car driver called a racist?
So this blonde decides to try to go horseback riding even though she has no idea how to do it. One day, the blonde finds a horse and decides to try it out. She tries to mount the horse several times, but she fails each time. Finally, she successfully mounts the horse when it suddenly starts galloping at a rhythmic speed. Scared, the blonde starts to slowly slip off of the horse. At first, she tried grabbing the mane, but her hand slips and she heads closer to the ground. Then she reaches for the horse’s neck, but she kept slipping. Finally, the blonde decided that jumping off of the horse was the only way to get off. So she leaps but her foot gets caught in the stirrup and she is flung to the ground. By now, the blonde’s head was repeatedly slammed into the ground and she was at the mercy of the horse’s giant hooves. She was just about to lose consciousness when the most lucky thing happened to her:
Dave, an employee at Walmart, sees the situation and unplugs the horse.