My Stupid Jokes

A blonde wanted to sell her car, so she called up her friend to see if she could have any help. The friend asked how many miles were on the car and the blonde said, “About 249,000 miles.” So the friend called up a mechanic who could put the mileage back to any number that was desired. So the blonde told him she wanted him to roll back the mileage to 40,000.

The next week the blonde’s friend called and asked if she had sold the car yet.

The blonde said,” Why would I want to sell my car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!”