Long Funny Jokes

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?

A: Four: Two in front, two in back

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?

A: None. It’s full of elephants.

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?

A: Along the M4 and and across the Sever Bridge.

Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When you can’t close the door.

Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When there is a Mini parked outside.

 

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?

A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?

 

Q: What do elephants have that nothing else has?

A: Baby elephants.

Q: What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk?

A: A mouse going on holiday.

Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?

A: A mouse coming back from holiday.

Q: What has eight legs, two trunks , four eyes, and two tails?

A: Two elephants.

 

Q: What’s harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

A: Getting an elephant pregenant in a Volkswagen.

Q: Why is a elephant big, grey, and wrinkley?

A: Because if it was small, white and hard, it would be aspirin.

Q: Why are golf balls small and white?

A: Because if they were big and grey, they would be elephants.

 

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