Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in front, two in back
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It’s full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and and across the Sever Bridge.
Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: When you can’t close theÂ door.
Q: How do you knowÂ when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: When there is a Mini parked outside.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
Q: What do elephants have that nothing else has?
A: Baby elephants.
Q: What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on holiday.
Q: What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse coming back from holiday.
Q: What has eight legs, two trunks , four eyes, and two tails?
A: Two elephants.
Q: What’s harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
A: Getting an elephant pregenant in a Volkswagen.
Q: Why is a elephant big, grey, and wrinkley?
A: Because if it was small, white and hard, it would be aspirin.
Q: Why are golf balls small and white?
A: Because if they were big and grey, they would be elephants.